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A: The C6 is a guy car, the boxster is a chick car.

Q: 2002 and 2003 nascar-winston cup corvette pace car?
i was chosen to drive one of the 43 red corvette pace cars-would like any videos GM has of that preveiwed race,showing the pace cars. Thank You, I also have a rare 2003 Nascar Monte Carlo collection signed buy,Kevin Harvick, Robby Gordon ,Michael Waltrip,and the Deceded President of Nascar, there are12 “Loony Tune” collectables all of which are numbered and in orginal packing from “GM”. I ahd the pleasure of having “Breakfast and Dinner with the drivers. The pacce car i drove carried driver “Dave Blaney” on the back of my convertible. This collectors set is for sale .

A: Great but how much?

Q: Ever have to put someone in a nursing home?
1.) Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman suffering from Alzheimer’s. His wife of 40 years loved him very much, but she couldn’t handle him any longer. He would wander about, never knowing where he was or, sometimes, even who he was. She decided to take him to a nursing home.

At the nursing home, while the wife was filling out paperwork, a nurse had the gentleman sit in a chair. Suddenly the man started slowly leaning to his left. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his left side to prop him up. A few minutes later, he started leaning to his right. The nurse ran over and put a pillow on his right side. Then he started leaning forward. This time the nurse strapped him into the chair.

After completing the paperwork, his wife walked up to him and asked, “So are you sure this place is okay?”

“It’s okay,” he said, “but why won’t they let me fart?

2.) An Arizona senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down I-10 pushing the pedal to the
metal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him,
blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he
floored it to 100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, “What
on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!”, pulled over to
the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver’s side of the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said,

“Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a
reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, “Years ago, my
wife ran off with an Arizona State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

“Have a good day, Sir,” said the Trooper

3.) An elderly couple, John and Betty, are in Texas for the winter. John always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into the house and says to his wife: “Notice anything different about me?”

Betty looks him over and says, “Nope.”

Frustrated, John storms off into the bathroom, strips and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?”

Betty looks up and says, “John, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, John yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, BETTY? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!”

To which Betty replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, John. Shoulda bought a hat.”

A: Best joke eva! And no, I haven’t put anyone in a nursing home….maybe you can help me find someone?

Q: Two 1963 Corvettes were auctioned last night at Barrett-Jackson. Which one would you choose?
Here is the video of the sale. Watch and then let me know which one you would choose:

http://www.corvetteblogger.com/index.cfm/2008/1/18/BarrettJackson-08-VIDEO-A-Tale-of-Two-1963-Corvettes

Lot #709 is a Tuxedo Black convertible with a ‘67 stinger hood and 20″ Foose rims. It has the 327 ci 340 hp L76 engine and is coupled to a 4-speed transmission. It’s bling was showing for a reason as it was recently used in the making of a music video by the rapper T.I. Sold for $85,250 with commission.

The second 1963 Corvette in this highlight, Lot # 743 is a split window coupe, all original with a matching numbers base 327 ci 250 hp engine and a 4-Speed. It had some nice convenience options including power steering, power brakes and power windows. Finished in Riverside Red, the coupe is just stunning. Sold for $63,800 with commission.

A: the split window

Q: 2002 and 2003 nascar-winston cup corvette pace car?
i was chosen to drive one of the 43 red corvette pace cars-would like any videos GM has of that preveiwed race,showing the pace cars. Thank You, I also have a rare 2003 Nascar Monte Carlo collection signed buy,Kevin Harvick, Robby Gordon ,Michael Waltrip,and the Deceded President of Nascar, there are12 “Loony Tune” collectables all of which are numbered and in orginal packing from “GM”. I ahd the pleasure of having “Breakfast and Dinner with the drivers. The pacce car i drove carried driver “Dave Blaney” on the back of my convertible. This collectors set is for sale .

A: I think they should use old nascars instead of corvettes…Wouldn,t it be cool to have a hemi powered roadrunner or a torino talldega as a pace car instead?May a hudson hornet!!!!So whats the question any way?

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