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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to
good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there
without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people
were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he
changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day someone stole
it. They walk among us.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said,
“Where?” They walk among us!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He
responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.” They Walk Among Us!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
“didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.” They Walk
Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among
Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They Walk Among Us!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip
out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a person’s nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
They Walk Among Us!

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane
arrived yet?” They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like
it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces.” Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They walk among us, AND they reproduce!

A: thats so true and i guess u walked past me today

Q: A Friend sent me this… its quite old.. but hope you like it?
I walked into a Blimpie’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalk board that said “buy one-get one free”. “They’re already buy-one-get-one-free”, she said, “so, I guess they’re both free”. She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

They walk among us and many work retail.

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A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50.” The next day someone stole it.

They walk among us.

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”

They walk among us!

====================

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, “Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

They Walk Among Us!!

====================

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, “The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.”

They Walk Among Us!

====================

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”

They Walk Among Us!

====================

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

====================

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she turned her head?” I explained that a person’s nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

They Walk Among Us!

====================

I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?”

They Walk Among Us!

====================

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”

Yep, They Walk Among Us!

====================

They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
lmao.. tube r u serious? haha

A: A friend of mine held on to a check for $500.00 for nearly a year. Then she wanted to deposit it in the bank. I noticed it said “void after 180 days” (6 months). When I mentioned that the check had expired, she tore it up before I could stop her. I told her if she had just kept the check she could have gotten the issuer to reissue it. Then I asked her why she waited so long. She said she wanted to wait until she needed the money. I asked her “Well, do you know how long 180 days is?”

She said “Uh, a week?”

She still walks among us.
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Q: is this funny or the truth They Walk Among Us and They Vote!?
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home.
You want it, you take it.”
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of
this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read:
“Fridge for sale $50.”
The next day someone stole it. Caution…
*They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

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One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted….
“Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up at the sky and said…
“Where???”
*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

===================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which direction was north because,
he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every
morning.
She asked, “Does the sun rise in the north?”
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime.
She shook her head and said,
“Oh, I don’t keep up with that stuff.”

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*

===================
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him,
“The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.”
He responded,
“Is that Eastern or Pacific time?”
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific” .
*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*

===================
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in the cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore.
She drove down in a convertible, but
“didn’t think she’d get sunburned because
the car was moving”.

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*

===================
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
it’s designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk…
*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*

===================
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.
Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount on both….
*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

A: lol! great deal on last one!!

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